My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never met him.
What do cars do at the disco?
What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?