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What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The Vaults.
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"
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