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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
A. Ihop
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row."
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
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