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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy Hop.
What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The quackstep !
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The foxtrot !
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They Line Down :-)
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